I'm not a shopper

I really don't like going shopping for myself. This is worse since I've been retired. I could live in pajamas or jeans and a t-shirt, but sometimes I do have to look presentable. Recently I went shopping with Jay who needed some new golf shirts. I went to the ladies' section to look. Deja vu all over again!! I thought I was back in college! Where are the fashion police???? I expected Janis Joplin to come out of the dressing room singing "Take A Little Piece of My Heart".